Thursday, December 28, 2023

Silent Night, Wretched Night - A Wretched & Alone Game: Alternate Ending

 (Read the original ending here.)

<By the nature of this game, there would obviously be a successful ending and a failed, or wretched, ending. While I didn’t know how it would all turn out as I was playing, I was contemplating the different endings to prepare for whatever would happen.  I came up with what I thought were two great endings.  You’ve already read the successful ending.  However, if I am being honest, I actually liked the wicked ending better.  So, to keep it from fading from memory, I would like to share the alternate ending to this story.  What would have happened if Santa was indeed defeated by the evil vampire Count Dracula.>

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Mrs. Claus sat silently in her rocking chair, head down, as Peppermint and the other elves told her of the horrible news. The matriarch of the North Pole kept up a good front, but tears still welled up in her eyes.

Peppermint placed her hand on Mrs. Claus’ knee. “I'm really sorry. I did all I could, but it just wasn’t enough.” The elf turned and walked out of the room, dejected.

The rest of the elves stood around, unsure of what to do or say. They just waited to offer any assistance should their former employer’s wife need it. After several minutes, she stood up and quietly left the room.

Mrs. Claus opened a door to a darkened room. Light shone in from the hall and barely illuminated a four-poster bed. Laying on the bed was a covered form.  It remained still.

“Christina?” spoke Mrs. Claus.

A rustle of the covers and a slight moan answered her.

“Your father didn’t make it.”

Silence.

“The SEALs recovered his body and laid him in the ice chapel.”

Now at the side of the bed, the new widow laid her hand on her daughter, only to feel the younger woman pull away.

“I understand, dear. I’ll be in the living room when you are ready.”  Mrs. Claus backed out of the room and shut the door behind her.

Christina Claus remained where she was for several minutes before slowly pushing back the covers and sitting up on the side of the bed. With a flick of only her hand, a small flame lit upon a half-melted white candle that sat in an ornate bronze holder. To any mortal, the woman in the pale, pink nightgown would have appeared to be just over twenty, despite having lived almost three times that. She stared blankly into space, seemingly contemplating nothingness, until her eyes fell upon the large, ornately carved, oak wardrobe standing against the opposite wall. Christina stood, crossed the room, and stopped in front of its massive doors.

“It’s time,” she said, addressing no one in the room, and opened the wardrobe.

*  *  *  *  *

In the living room, Mrs. Claus was back in her rocker, several other elves still keeping her company. Cookey had just come from the kitchen with a steaming mug.

“Here you go, ma’am,” she said, offering her the drink. “I brought you some of my warm, spiked eggnog. It should help you relax.”

“Thanks, Cookey.  You’re a darling.”

Suddenly, sharp footsteps could be heard coming from the hall.  Everyone turned their heads to see Christina Claus enter the room.

The young woman stood tall, her athletic body covered by a red leather bodysuit. Over it, she wore armored pauldrons, gauntlets, corset, and shin guards, each silver piece decorated with gold edges and vine-like patterns. Her lower legs sported knee-high, silver-colored boots. On her head, sat a red, fur-lined stocking cap similar to the type her father wore. Flowing out from the cap and framing her fair-skinned face were the waves of her waist-length, platinum blonde hair. Finishing the ensemble was a flowing, red-velvet cape, trimmed with snow-white fur.

Equally eye-catching were the implements she held in her hands. In her right, she held a wooden cobbler’s hammer.  In her left, a wooden candy-cane, its straight end sharpened into a wicked point.

The elves stared in awe as the battle-ready Christina scanned the room with her ice-blue eyes.

“Elves, ready the sleigh!” she ordered.  “We have one last gift to deliver.”

“Gift?  What gift?” Cookey asked, confused.

Mother and daughter’s eyes locked, and Christina’s ruby red lips curved into a vengeful smile as she held up the piked peppermint.

“Stake!  Well done!”


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Luke 2:1-19

Sunday, December 24, 2023

Silent Night, Wretched Night - A Wretched & Alone Game: Epilogue

 (Read the previous communication here.)

EPILOGUE

All was quiet and dark in the stable, the only light a single moonbeam shining through a half closed window. Heralded by a faint crunching of snow, Santa entered through the creaking front door. The tired, not-so-jolly man made his way to an old, neglected stall in one particularly dark corner.

“Well, it’s finally over, boy.  Sparky’s kris did exactly what he made it to do.  The Old Bat never saw me coming and I buried that thing right through his cold heart.  The cretin fell to the ground without even a peep.

“I didn’t stop there. Oh, no. I wasn’t going to let him get away that easy. I destroyed him limb to limb. For you. For Cupid. For all the innocent lives he stole and condemned.

“When I ripped him open, do you know what I found? Surprisingly, after all these years, your nose was perfectly preserved in the fiend’s stomach. Can’t tell you if it was the nose’s magic or the vampire’s blood-diet metabolism, but it just sat there undigested.

“I know, it’s little comfort in light of all that he took from you, but I brought it back, just the same.”

Santa reached out his hand, holding out the tattered and torn nose. The penned reindeer charged the wall of the stall and pushed his snout through the slats. He snapped out with sharp, drooling fangs, reaching for the living flesh it could smell.

“Calm down boy.  I just want to place this right here . . . “

Santa, careful to avoid the gnashing teeth, placed the nose on the tip of the scarred snout. As soon as touched, the severed nose fused back into place, leaving no trace of the former brutality.

Rudolf’s violent attacks stopped and retreated back into the stall. He shook his head and stared, curious of what this new sensation was.

“That’s a good boy,” Santa said.  “Just relax and get some sleep.” He turned and headed for the stable door. “Merry Christmas, Rudolf.”

The door closed and the stable was once again filled with pre-dawn darkness. However, from the back corner, breaking through the gloom, was a faint, red glow.

From a gap between two boards,a lone mouse poked its head. Sensing no danger with it’s twitching whiskers, it emerged and skittered across the straw covered floor. Unconcerned about the animal sleeping nearby, the mouse entered the ring of reddish light.  It sniffed around, smelling for some bit of food, edging closer and closer to the source of light, when suddenly, it was snapped up by the striking snout.

Rudolf appeared to smile as he enjoyed his Christmas meal. Once done, he laid his head down to enjoy a peaceful day’s sleep, his bright, shiny nose filling the stable with its eerie red glow.

THE END

(Read the alternate ending here.)

Saturday, December 23, 2023

Silent Night, Wretched Night - A Wretched & Alone Game: Communication 10

 (Read the previous communication here.)

<RPGSolo Oracle: Is Cupid okay? (50/50): Yes>

SANTA: Aire Traffic Control. This is JOLLY-ONE. Come in Aire Traffic Control.

ATC: Go ahead, JOLLY-ONE. This is Aire Traffic Control.

SANTA: Is there any news on Cupid?

ATC: Good news, in fact.  The SEALs were able to recover him. It seems the spunky reindeer was able to drive off Dracula and still have enough flight to land softly in a snow drift.  The SEALs followed his collar tracker right to him.  Turns out, the most damage was done to the fatty portions of his rump. No vital organs were damaged.  He should be all healed by next Christmas.

SANTA: That’s good, but he was bitten by a werewolf. Doesn’t that mean . . . ?

ATC: Apparently, a werewolf’s bite is not as toxic as a vampire bite. It doesn’t require you die and is intermittent, triggered only by full moonlight.  Because it’s not as severe, the elves over in R&D believe the condition can be reversed. They’ve been working on a werewolf antivenom. Cupid is their first trial and, so far, he seems to be responding well. We won’t know for sure until the next full moon, but they’re expecting Cupid will be fine. But if not, as long as Christmas doesn’t fall on a full moon, he should still be good to go.

SANTA: That’s great news! We’ve been through a lot over the years. If this sleigh could speak, it would sure have some stories to tell.  Dents from the Great Hailstorm of ‘92. The patched holes in the baseboards from several hard landings.  The charred wood behind the seat from the Superstitious Villager Attack of ‘75.  That’s 1775. But I can’t remember a worse year than this.  Dracula is really ramping up his game.

ATC: And it appears the night’s not over yet.  I have a trio of fast moving objects coming in from 2 o’clock.

SANTA: Trio? That can’t be Dracula.

ATC: No, it’s not. It appears that you’re close to NORAD, and their radars have picked you up.

SANTA: Oh, that’s okay. They host the Santa Tracker every year. I’ll be fine. 

ATC: You don’t seem you understand. The Santa Tracker is all fun and games for the children.  It’s not real. They don’t know what your sleigh is, so they sent a group of fighter jets to check you out.

SANTA: Fighter jets? (A burst of gunfire is heard) Great Gumdrops! Why are they firing at me?

ATC: I don’t know, but I wouldn’t wait around to find out! Get to safety as I try to block their radar.

SANTA: Don’t need to tell me twice. We’re going to land until the threat has passed . . .

(Some time later . . . )

SANTA: Getting stuck in the bushes after nearly being shot down in Colorado really put us behind schedule, but I think we’ve recovered well.

ATC: How many deliveries do you have left?

SANTA: I’m nearly done with Hawaii and am approaching the last house.  This is it! We’re almost done.  I just landed and as soon as I deliver this last present . . .  Hey! What’s going on?  Someone just through a net over me.

RUFFIAN 1: You can’t get away, so just give us everything you have and we’ll let you go.

SANTA: I’m not giving in to you common thieves.  Do you want to be put on the “Naughty List?”

RUFFIAN 2: Quiet, Old Man.  We’re not interested in your whole Santa shtick.  Just give what’s in the bag. Fast!

SANTA: Wait’ll I get out of this net.  I’m not as nice as St. Patrick, you know.

RUFFIAN 1: Good luck with that.

RUFFIAN 2: Hey, you made a pun.

RUFFIAN 1: Huh?  Never mind that.  That net is too strong for you to break  out . . .  Hey! Who are you?

VOICE: Get out of here, creeps! You’re not welcome here.  (Sounds of a hard object hitting flesh.)

RUFFIAN 1: Hey man! Cut that out!

RUFFIAN 2: Let’s get out of here!  (The sounds of running footsteps.)

ATC: Santa. What’s going on!  Are you okay?  Should I send help.

SANTA: No need, Peppermint. All is fine.  I was attacked by a gang of street thieves, but this helpful man in a business suit came by and fought them with his briefcase.  They ran away and I’m fine.

BUSINESSMAN: Here. Let me help you out of that.  Did they hurt you?

SANTA: Thanks. I’m okay.

BUSINESSMAN: What’s with the getup?  Halloween was two months ago, and I didn’t know they had Christmas costume parties.

SANTA: Ho! Ho! Ho! No party, Benjamin. I’m the real Santa.

BUSINESSMAN: Hey! How did you know my name was Benjamin? Never mind. I’m too tired to think about it.  I’ve been working all night trying to finish plans for a new housing project on the east end of the island.  It was supposed to be done by Christmas, but that’s not going to happen. Haven’t seen much of my family this week and I promised I’d be home on Christmas morning. Unfortunately, that might not be enough for my son, Timmy. 

SANTA: Why’s that?

BUSINESSMAN: He’s really had his eye on this MegaSpeed electric scooter for weeks. The fancy kind with the lighted wheels and solar charging.  Unfortunately, money’s tight and that’s an expensive scooter.  I just couldn’t swing it this year.

SANTA: I think I can help you with that.  Here. Do me a favor and place this under your tree.

BUSINESSMAN: Huh? What’s this box?

SANTA: It’s the scooter Timmy asked me to bring him.

BUSINESSMAN: Asked you?

SANTA: I told you, I’m Santa! And your house is my last stop of the evening. 

BUSINESSMAN: Really?  This isn’t a joke?

SANTA: It isn’t a joke.

BUSINESSMAN: (Overly excited) Gee! Thanks, Santa . . . or whoever you are.  You’ve made Timmy’s Christmas!  He’s going to flip when he sees this.  (The voice trails off in the distance before hearing him call back “Merry Christmas.”)

ATC:  Wow! He seemed happy. So I guess it’s been another successful Christmas.

SANTA: Indeed it has.  I’ve just taken off and we’re on route to the North Pole . . . Wait. What’s that?

ATC: What is it?

SANTA: Someone dressed as me.  One of those street corner charity Santas. 

ATC: Isn’t he out a bit late?

SANTA: Yes, but that’s not important.  What is, is that Dracula is creeping up behind him. Either Blood Sucker thinks it’s me, or he doesn’t care.  He just wants to kill a Santa. Peppermint, I think this is my chance to take care of that old bat once and for all.

ATC: What are you going to do?

SANTA: You know my hood ornament, the one that looks like a Christmas Tree?

ATC: Of course. I’ve heard you never leave home without it.

SANTA: It’s actually another Sparky Special. He calls it a Kris-Mas Tree.  Like the dagger.  I’ll just take it off the hood, pull back the branches, and voilà, a two-foot long, vampire killing spike.  I’m going in, Peppermint. Warm up the cider. I’ll be home as soon as I exterminate this bat!

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Roll Results: 6 cards

Two Clubs: You are spotted by an online Santa Tracker.

Five Clubs: The sleigh gets stuck in vegetation and you need to cut yourself free.
Draw from the tower (Eliminated 1; 7 Remain)

Seven Diamonds: A band of thieves catch you in their net.
Draw from the tower (Eliminated 3; 4 Remain)

Five Spades: Dracula attacks a Santa Claus impersonator.
Draw from the tower (Eliminated 1; 3 Remain)

Three clubs:  What damage or distress has the sleigh taken over the years?

Ten Diamonds: You meet a tired parent in a business suit and lift his spirits.
Eat one sweet (Last Sweet, we win!)


(Read the Epilogue here.)

Friday, December 22, 2023

Silent Night, Wretched Night - A Wretched & Alone Game: Communications 8 and 9

(Read the previous communication here.)

COMMUNICATION 8 (25 Dice, 2 Sweets, 2 Aces, 1 King)

SANTA: Where is it? I was sure I had it when I left.

ATC: What are you looking for, Santa?

SANTA: My family photo. The one with me and Mrs. Claus in our Summer casual clothes.

ATC: Summer casual?

SANTA: The red sweaters instead of our winter overcoats. Sour Gumdrops! Dracula must have taken it when he attacked out of the fog. He must have thought if he couldn’t get me, he could at least steal something important to me. Ugh! That’s fitting. First, more thick fog rolled in. Now, a stolen picture. Could this night get any worse?

ATC: Hold on, Santa. I think someone’s at the door.  (Away from the microphone) Can I help you?

VOICE ON RADIO: (Distant) Peppermint, is Santa on the radio?

ATC: (Away from mic) Hey, Sparky.  Yes, do you need to speak with him?

SPARKY: If you don’t mind. Santa? Can you hear me?

SANTA: Hey, Sparky. Sorry, but I can’t chat long.  I have to pay extra attention on my flying because of the fog.

SPARKY: Fog? Just use the antler fans.

SANTA: Antler fans?

SPARKY: I’m sure I told you about them. Didn’t I?  I fit magic induced fans in the antlers of several of the reindeer: Comet, Vixen, Cupid, and Prancer, I think.  They’re powered by moonlight.  Little lunar panels collect the light and store it as power.  They should be strong enough to clear away the fog.  The switch is on the right side of your dash.  Give it a try.

SANTA: (Click of a button, followed by a soft purr)  Well, what do you know? The fog is starting to clear. That’s great, Sparky!

SPARKY:  I thought you would like ‘em.  The real reason I came by was to check on the new Santa Suit.  How is it working out?

SANTA: The steel stitching and Kevlar reinforcements really helped.  I’ve had a couple of scrapes with Dracula tonight and, I think without it, I would have been a goner.  His clawed fingers just bounced off, and once he tried to bite my neck but got the collar instead. The faux fur did a number on him.  Maybe even chipped a fang.

SPARKY: (Gleeful laugh) I hate that we had to test it tonight -- any attack is a bad one -- but I’m glad we know the upgrades have served their purpose.

ATC: Sorry to butt in, but I have something big on the radar.  It’s not Blood Sucker, but it is massive and heading your way.

SANTA: I think I hear squeaking. Oh my! It’s a swarm of bats. We’re heading right for it. Dasher! Dancer! Dive!

(Distant singing can be heard on the radio. It gets louder, indicating Santa is coming down for a landing.)

SANTA: Whew! We made it down.  We can’t fly while they're overhead. I guess we’ll just wait it out. Luckily, we landed near some carolers and can enjoy their music.

CAROLERS: (They begin singing, “Sleigh Ride.”)

Just hear those sleigh bells jingle-ing
Ring ting tingle-ing too
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride together with you

SANTA: Listen, Peppermint.  I think I inspired them.

ATC: (Shocked) Can they see you, Santa?

SANTA: Of course.  Don’t worry, they didn’t see me actually land.  Besides, they look like they’re on their way home from a long-lasting Christmas Party.  They won’t remember any of this in the morning.

CAROLERS: Outside the snow is falling
And friends are calling "You Hoo"
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride together with you

Giddy-yap giddy-yap giddy-yap Oh No!
Look at that bat grow!
He’s got a mouth of fangs as white as snow.

SANTA: Huh?  That’s not the words.

ATC: A blip just came on my screen!

CAROLERS: Giddy-yap giddy-yap giddy-yap Hey, Man!
Get away while you can!
Or you’ll be bit and soon you will be damned!

SANTA: The carolers are pointing behind me.  Oh, No! It’s Dracula. He’s snuck up behind me. Go Dasher! Go Dancer! Fly!

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Roll Results: 5

Nine Hearts: What’s something Dracula recently took from you?

Nine Clubs: How will you deal with a thick fog?
Draw from the tower (Eliminated 2; 23 Remaining)

Ace Clubs: You have been given a new weapon. What is it?
Keep this card.  If it is your fourth Ace, you win.

Four Spades: A group of carolers warns you about Dracula.
Eat a sweet (One left)

Jack Clubs: You are grounded by a swarm of bats.
Draw from the tower. (Eliminated 4; 19 Remaining)

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COMMUNICATION 9 (19 Dice, 1 Sweet, 3 Aces, 1 King)

SANTA: Reindeer down!  I repeat, reindeer down!

ATC: Acknowledged.  What’s going on?

SANTA: It’s Cupid.  He’s been severely wounded.  I have him on the sleigh, and we are in flight.  We need assistance immediately!

ATC: I’m dispatching a SEAL team to your location now.  Stay where you are if possible. We must not abort the night if possible.

SANTA: I hear you, Peppermint.  But the situation is bad. Cupid might not have time.

ATC: Our SEALs are top-notch.  You need to trust them.  What happened?

SANTA: It was a trap.  Dracula had filled a chimney with giant bats to distract me.  I couldn’t fit down, so I had to coax them out. Luckly, I’ve been taking that class on insect sounds and was able to convincingly imitate the call of the southeastern mosquito. The bats took the bait and flew out to investigate.  Having already taken too long at this location, I was preparing to descend when I heard the cry of an injured reindeer coming from the sleigh.

ATC: The sleigh wasn’t on the roof with you?

SANTA: No, the roof was full of gables and pitchy.  No place for the sleigh so I had to land in the yard.  I scrambled down to find Cupid on the ground, bleeding. One of Dracula’s werewolves was gnawing on his hind parts.

ATC: Couldn’t the other reindeer have fought back?

SANTA: They were too frozen with fear.

ATC: Oh, no! What did you do?

SANTA: I whacked the werewolf over the head with my sack several times to drive it away, then quickly pulled Cupid on the sleigh and took off.

ATC: The SEALs are in the air. How’s Cupid?

SANTA: Alive.  In pain.  Tell them to hurry.  Oh, Peppermint, what’s become of this night?  I remember when things were fun and easy.  Like my first Christmas journey. There were no obstacles and the children were eager and excited.  I remember tip-toeing into a few bedrooms whenever I heard the little girls and boys fidgeting around.  I would sit on the side of their bed, tell them a bedtime story, and say their prayers with them while they fell back asleep.  Nowadays, the children are afraid of strangers and I’m being chased by Dracula.  Any hopes of me talking some sense into the Lord of Darkness are gone now.

ATC: Talk sense?  What are you talking about? He is evil! He won’t change!

SANTA: Ah, you say that.  But I’ve done it before.  You know La Catrina?

ATC: The Elegant Skeletal Lady who is celebrated during the Mexican Día de los Muertos? The one who watches over the families’ dead ancestors?


SANTA: Yes.  You may not know this, but she wasn’t always revered.  She used to lure unsuspecting victims instead, taking them down into the underworld, adding to the dead instead of watching over them.  I received so many letters from the Mexican children asking me to bring home their parents for the holidays that I had to try something.  So, Mrs. Claus and I invited La Catrina over for dinner and sugar cookie. While we ate, Mrs. Clause and I shared with La Catrina about the rewards of bringing joy to people instead of fear.  Apparently, it worked, as she was touched and returned many people she had tricked back to their homes.  Those that she couldn’t, she vowed to protect and sent word to their living families that they were okay and doing well in the afterlife.*  We still get together every spring to have coff . . .

(A menacing laugh fills the air.)

SANTA: It’s Dracula!  He must be near.  This can’t be the end. I have to get out of  . . . Gingerbread! He just came out of nowhere. Half of him is in human form. The other half is bat.  The wings are adding extra speed!  Dasher! Dancer! Faster! Wait! Cupid!  What are you doing? You’re too weak to move . . . No! Don’t!  Peppermint!  Cupid just jumped!  He flew into Dracula, sending both of them plummeting to the earth.  Cupid gave us a chance to get away, but I’m afraid he might be lost!

ATC: Keep going, Santa!  I’ll advise the SEAL team so they are prepared.  If anyone can save Cupid, they can.

<* Author’s note: This history of Día de los Muertos is totally made up for the story prompt.  Please don’t leave comments bashing my mythological knowledge. 😉>

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Roll: 6

Jack Diamonds: You come across a chimney filled with giant bats.
Draw from the tower. (Eliminated 4; 15 Remain)

Seven Spades: How does Dracula’s laugh affect you?
Draw from the tower (Eliminated 1; 14 Remain)

King Clubs: A werewolf attacks one of your reindeer.
Draw from the tower. Keep this card. If this is the final King, you lose. (Eliminated 5; 9 Remain)

Four Hearts: What is a memory from your first Christmas?

King Spades: Dracula suddenly appears out of the moonlight has a giant bat.
Draw from the tower. Keep this card. If this is the final King, you lose. (Eliminated 1; 8 Remain)

Six Hearts: How did you make a difference in someone’s life?

(Read the next communication here.)

Wednesday, December 20, 2023

Silent Night, Wretched Night - A Wretched & Alone Game: Communications 6 and 7

 (Read the previous communication here.)

COMMUNICATION 6 (35 Dice, 4 Sweets, 2 Aces, 1 King)

ATC: Hey Santa, I have a joke for you.

SANTA: Let’s hear it, Peppermint.  I’m always up for a good laugh.

ATC: What are the most common photos taken at the North Pole?

SANTA:  I don’t know.  What are the most common photos?

ATC: Elfies!

SANTA: Ho! Ho! Ho! That’s a good one. That reminds me of Christmas 1985. We had just upgraded the sleigh. Almost everything was replaced with state-of-the-art technology and Widget, the chief elf mechanic at the time, wanted to accompany me on the trip to see how well everything performed. That was before this whole Dracula nonsense, so it was safe enough to allow ride-alongs back then. Anyway, about half-way through the trip, Widget turned to me and asked, “Do you have any idea how much this sleigh costs?”  I told him I didn’t, and he said, “Nothing.  It was on the house!”  Ho! Ho! Ho! I laughed so hard I almost missed my next stop.

ATC: (silence)

SANTA: Aire Traffic Control?  Are you there?

ATC: Yeah, I’m here.  I’m just trying to figure out what was so funny about a free sleigh.

SANTA: You’re being too literal, Peppermint.  You see, I land my sleigh on the roof . . . oh, never mind.  If you have to explain it, then the moments gone.  Anyway, I can’t wait to return and spend the next couple of days in bed with Mrs. Claus.

ATC: I can imagine.  After staying up all night and visiting every child around the world, I would be tired too.  Who wouldn’t want to a nice long sleep?

SANTA: Who said anything about sleeping?

ATC: Santa!  Are you trying to get on the “Naughty List”?

SANTA: This is all fun, but I’m beginning to have a serious issue with this fog.  It’s so thick I can barely see. I’ll need you to help guide me through it.

ATC: No problem, JOLLY-ONE. But the weather monitor says everything should be clear.  There is no indication of fog anywh . . . wait!  The radar just lit up. It's indicating that Dracula is there.

SANTA: Where?  I don’t see him.

ATC: Not sure!  It’s not a single dot. It’s many.  In front of you. Behind you.  To the sides.  He’s everywhere.

SANTA: I don’t know what you are talking about?  I can’t see . . . Ugh! Peppermint! It’s the fog.  Dracula’s taken on the shape of the mist. He’s . . . argh!  Stay away!

(Peppermint can only sit there, helpless, as she listens to the sounds of Santa’s struggle and the Vampire’s hiss.  After several moments, she hears a scream of rage, followed by “Vat ‘ave you done? I’ll never get this out!” The cries of frustration quickly fade away, and all the elf hears is silence.)

ATC:  Santa.  Are you still there?  Is everything okay?

SANTA: It is now, little one.  That was close. The fog closed in around me and took on human form.  The monster had me in his clutches. No matter how much I struggled, I couldn’t break his grasp.  I thought it was over, but did manage to get one hand free and plunge it into a nearby sack.  Luckily, it was full of glitter and I grabbed a handful, silver I think.  I threw it in his face. It went everywhere, clinging to his clothes and cape.  He glittered like a tinsel covered tree . . . and he hated it!  I’ve never seen Dracula more outraged.  I grabbed the reigns and urged the reindeer to speed away as fast as possible as we left the Lord of Darkness behind, trying to brush the sparkling specks from his sleeves.

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Roll Results: 3 cards

Queen Hearts:  What is a joke you were told one year?
Eat a sweet (3 Left)

Nine Spades: Dracula takes on the form of the mist.
Draw from the tower (Eliminated 7; 28 Remain)

Eight Hearts:  What is waiting for you when you get home?
Eat a sweet (2 Left)

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COMMUNICATION 7 (28 Dice, 2 Sweets, 2 Aces, 1 King)


ATC: I know Dasher, and Dancer, Prancer and Vixen. Then there’s Comet and Cupid, Donner, and, of course, Blitzen. But, I seem to recall, there used to be another reindeer. You know, famous and all?

SANTA: You are talking about Rudolf. Sad story, is his.

ATC: Why?  What happened?  How come he’s no longer a part of the team.

SANTA: Rudolf’s specialty was foggy nights.  You may have heard he had a red nose that shone really bright.  Like the lights on top of tall towers.  His was so bright it would cut through the fog and help light the way. The only problem was, he wasn’t a very strong flyer.  In fact, because he had to be up front, he tended to slow the team down. Dasher and Dance got a little pissed.  They could tell me, of course, but one could tell. That’s why Rudolf wasn’t a regular.  Just a B-Team reindeer.  I only called him in when fog was forecast and we needed him.

Four years ago was such a Christmas.  One of the foggiest in ages. So we hooked Rudolf up to the front and headed out.  Surprisingly, we were over half way done without any sign of Dracula. But somewhere over Africa, the fiend swooped in.  Because of the fog, it was hard to get a bead on him.  Luckily, the same was true for Blood Sucker. Sure, in bat form he has great sonar. However, he can’t do much to us as a bat.  He needs to be in human form. But that didn’t stop him.  He just honed in on Rudolf’s nose, and Rudolf knew it.  When it was clear that we wouldn’t be able to outrun Dracula, Rudolf chewed through his reins and took off without us. I never saw the little guy fly so fast.  He led the vampire away from us, for a while apparently, as we weren’t bothered again the rest of the night.

ATC: What happened to Rudolf?

SANTA: When I returned home later the next morning, the elves were somber.  They told me to visit the stables before I went to bed. I did, and you know who I found there? Rudolf, of course.  Unfortunately, he was not the same.  His snout was bloody, and his nose was torn off. Well, actually, it was bitten off. You could see the fang marks.  I assume Dracula was so furious at being tricked that he made sure Rudolf would never be able to mislead him with that glowing nose again.

ATC: But, if Dracula bit it off, that must mean . . .

SANTA: Yes, Peppermint. Rudolf is now a vampire. That’s why no one has seen him for the last three years. We need to keep him separated from the rest of the reindeer, or he’ll just try to suck their blood for a late night snack. Luckily, enough rats and other non-magical critters wander into his stall to keep him well-fed.

ATC: That sounds horrible!

SANTA: That’s not the worst part. Without Rudolf’s nose, we had to come up with a back-up plan.  I purchased an LED headlamp should another foggy night ever arise. So far, we haven’t had to use it, but I’m concerned if we ever do. Dasher really hates having that thing strapped to his head.

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Roll Results: 1 Card

Three Hearts: One year, a friend sacrificed something to help you escape from Dracula.
Draw from the tower (Eliminated 3; 25 Remain)


(Read the next communication here.)

Sunday, December 17, 2023

Silent Night, Wretched Night - A Wretched & Alone Game: Communications 4 and 5

(For previous communications read here.)

COMMUNICATION 4 (52 Dice, 9 Sweets, 1 Ace)

ATC: JOLLY-ONE. This is Aire Traffic Control.  Are you there?  It’s been a while since you’ve checked in.

SANTA: I read you, Aire Traffic Control. Sorry for the absence, but I’ve had an eventful hour.

ATC: Hey, I’m all pointy ears.  It’s been a bit boring around here.

SANTA: People are getting real serious about security these days.  In fact, one house I just delivered to had trip lasers crisscrossing all over the living room.  Can you believe that?

ATC:  Oh my!  How did you get past?

SANTA:  It took a bit, but I figured it out.  I dug through the toys in the sleight and salvaged as many mirrors as I could. I took them from Barbie Dream Houses, starter make-up kits, baby play toys, even a heavily polished toy badge.  I strategically placed them in such a way so that when I placed the final mirror, all the beams reflected perfectly from the start to finish sensors, leaving a clear path for me to walk through and leave the presents.

ATC: Wow! Sounds meticulous.  I’m glad you studied up on your trigonometry this year.

SANTA: Not to mention my geometry, as well. But it was well worth it. The family had a bookcase filled with books about mythology and legends - that’s what humans think of us, you know.  I saw they had a book about vampires and I decided to skim through it to see if could find any clues on how to defeat BS.

ATC: What did you find?

SANTA: I read one tale about a cook whose wife turned out to be a vampire. He obviously couldn’t spend his life with her anymore, but he loved her too much to let her live as the undead. So one night he cooked her favorite dinner and laced it full of garlic, enough to kill her.

ATC: Smart thinking, but a little dark, too.

SANTA: Yes, but the story turned out to be very useful.  I wasn’t able to put all the mirrors back in their packages when I was done, so I had to stop at a toy store to pick up some replacements. I was walking through the aisle when Dracula attacked me.

ATC: Dracula!  But I didn’t see him on the radar.

SANTA:  He must be using stealth, keeping low and to the ground.  He probably thinks that’s the best way to sneak up on me, and frankly, it worked. He lunged at me and I was defenseless. I had left all my weapons in the sleigh.

ATC: You carry weapons?

SANTA:  A few.  Candy Cane Sword.  Nerf Gun fitted with armor piercing darts.  Those types of things.  Anyway, he had me pinned to the ground and I couldn’t wiggle free. I looked around for something to use and all I saw was a set of jacks that had been knocked off their stand and scattered on the floor.  That’s when I remembered the story about eating garlic.  I didn’t have any garlic, but perhaps the metal jacks would work just the same.  I scooped several up in my hand and, when he opened his mouth to sink his fangs into my neck, I shoved them in.  The creature swallowed several and started to gag.  I pushed him off and, while he was coughing and trying to free the jacks from his throat, I ran for the door.

ATC: Wow! That was close!

SANTA: Oh, I wasn’t free yet.  I still had to get to the sleigh, which was hidden behind some bushes, when suddenly there rose a low, guttural growl.  I couldn’t see what made the noise, but I still knew what it was.  Fenrir, the giant wolf who has been known to travel with the Vampiric Lord. I had no idea where he was, but I could hear him.  I only had one chance and that was to take my jingle bells and throw them as far as I could away from the sleigh.  Hopefully, the animal would think it was me and chase after them.  He is basically a dog, after all.  It worked.  The wolf jumped from around the corner of the building and ran toward the bells. I wasted no time getting to the sleigh and commanding the team to lift off. Fenrir couldn’t fly, but Dracula could. We had to put as much distance between us as we could before he could continue the chase.

(Faintly in the background, Peppermint hears music coming over Santa’s mic.)

ATC: What is that?

SANTA:  It’s music.  It seems to be coming from a nearby radio tower.

(The music grows and Peppermint recognizes it as “Carol of the Bells” as performed by Trans-Siberian Orchestra

ATC: Ah, that’s nice.  You’ll have some traveling music for a little . . . hold on. There’s a blip on my radar!  Oh reindeer droppings!  You have a bogey at 2 o’clock!

SANTA:  It’s Dracula!  He’s descending from the top of the radio tower.  Dasher! Dancer! Take evasive maneuvers!

ATC:  Get out of there!  Fast!

SANTA: (Santa orders the reindeer and keeps Peppermint abreast of the situation as the music swells to its crescendo.)  He’s circling around behind us.  I’m going to try and outrun him.  Left Dasher.  Faster! Now right!  Blood Sucker must still have full veins.  He's getting closer. Quickly team, dive!  I’m going to try to lose him in the alleys.  We might lose our signal, but I’ll call back as soon as . . .

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Roll Results: 5 cards

Ten Spades: Santa is attacked by Dracula in a toy store but is able to get away.
Eat a sweet

Ace Diamonds: Santa finds a book about myths on a bookshelf and learns something helpful about Dracula.
Hold on to the Ace. You win if you collect all four.

Nine Diamonds: You hear the growls of a hound that is after you.
Draw from the tower (6 Eliminated, 46 left)

Eight Spades: Dracula attacks from a radio tower but the music spurs you on.
Eat a sweet

Two Diamonds: A house is guarded by a robust security system.
Draw from the tower (5 Eliminated, 41 left)

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COMMUNICATION 5 (41 Dice, 7 Sweets, 2 Aces)

SANTA: Ho, Ho, Ho. Peppermint, it’s great to be back in Germany.

ATC: What’s even greater is that we haven’t had any sign of BS since you lost him in Bangkok. 

SANTA: The old bat is probably still lost in those alleyways looking for me.

ATC: (Peppermint gives a hearty laugh, hearty for an elf, at least.) So, what’s so great about Germany, Santa?

SANTA: I have great memories of the children here.  They’re some of my favorites.  Take my last stop, little Gretta.  Her grandfather, Hans, lives with them and was sound asleep in the living room chair.  When he was just 10 years old, he asked me for a simple board game. If I remember, it was called Gänsespiel. What is so memorable is that it was a selfless gift.  The family didn’t have much and Hans wanted a gift that wasn’t just for himself, but could be enjoyed by the entire family, especially his older sister and younger brother.

Back then, the gifts were simpler.  A game.  A toy train. Dolls.  Books.  They really sparked a child’s imagination.  Nowadays, everything is electric and computerized with lights, buzzers, and power cords.  PlayStations. MP3 players. Electric bikes. The elves can’t just be cobblers, tailors, and scribes anymore.  Now I have to hire programmers, engineers, and a team of lawyers just in case something has a major malfunction.

ATC: I didn’t realize things had gotten so complicated.

SANTA: They have, indeed, Peppermint.  But every now and then a glimmer of the simple life shines through.  Just before stopping at Gretta’s house, I ran into a homeless man named Johan.  While I’d love to give him a nice home to stay in, that just isn’t possible.  But I was able to give him a warm cup of coffee from the J-Cup machine and a spare gift blanket I had. We spoke about Christmases past for a few wonderful minutes before I had to move on.  It’s those unexpected stops that remind me on why go through this year after year.

Unfortunately, it also reminds me of that one regrettable night a decade ago.

ATC:  Regrettable? What happened?

SANTA: It was Dracula, of course.  He knew he had no chance of stopping me that year.  I had a large head start and he just couldn’t catch up.  But that didn’t stop him from doing what he could to disrupt my deliveries.  He arrived in Hamburg after me and proceed to take all the gifts I left for himself.  The children woke up the next morning to find many of their presents were gone.  I can’t help but think that I could have done something. Hide the gifts where only the children would find them, perhaps? Send several of the woodland creatures to guard the houses?  Anything, that would have ensured they had a Merry Christmas. 

ATC: Sounds awful.  I assume that’s why we use CBD?

SANTA: Yes.  It was that disaster that inspired me to have the elves develop the Computerized Bow Detectors. Our network can track each gift's location.  If one of them is moved before morning, a team of SEALs, the Specialized Elves Averting Loss, is dispatched to retrieve the gift and make sure it is either returned safely or replaced.

ATC: You have sure built quite the organization over the years.  Which reminds me, Cookey poked her head in earlier.  Wanted me to ask you what you would like her to make for your after-flight meal.

SANTA: Oh, that’s easy.  I’ve been thinking all night about enjoying my favorite meal when I return to the North Pole: a Buffalo Chicken Sandwich with a side of salty cheese fries.

ATC: Buffalo?  That’s a surprise.  I never took you for a spicy man.

SANTA: After a night of cookies, sweets are the last thing I want.  I prefer something that’s the complete opposite, and buffalo chicken is about the most opposite I can think of.  Not to mention, all those glasses of milk I drink are the perfect buffer for my stomach.

ATC: Sounds delicious, but you know how they say all good things must come to an end?  I just spotted a blip on the radar.  I think Blood Sucker is in the area.

SANTA: Thanks for the warning.  Luckily, I’m flying over a used sleigh lot.  If I park among the other sleighs, unhitch the team, and shut everything down, I should be able to blend in and hide until he moves on. 

ATC: Sounds like a plan.  I’ll keep quiet until you check back in.  Aire Traffic Control, signing off.

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Roll Results: 6 cards

Queen Diamonds: An elderly person asleep in a chair is someone you remember from their childhood.
Eat one sweet (6 left)

Six Clubs: You escape from Dracula thanks to a warning from your elves.
Eat a sweet (5 left)

Two hearts: What favorite food will you eat when you are done with your ride.

Ten hearts: How have gifts changed over the years.

King hearts: What past regret keeps upsetting you.
Draw from the tower. Keep the King.  If you get all four, you lose. (Eliminated 6, 35 remain)

Six Diamonds: You help a homeless person.
Eat one sweet (4 left)



(Read the next communication here.)